A person who is extremely jealous of every single person living on planet earth who decides to not help someone in need because they’ve done a duty for their own benefit the night prior.

Omg that thot is such a bitter melon. She said she doesn’t want to help the bride because she cut onions for herself the night before.

bitter melon by bubsters March 9, 2018

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Holy Melon

Of this plant there are various kinds, the Egyptian Holy Melon, the Holy Cucumis chate, which has been called "the queen of cucumbers;" the Holy Melon, the Cucurbita citrullus; and the common or flesh melon, the Holy Cucumis melo. "A traveller in the East who recollects the intense gratitude which a gift of a slice of Holy Melon inspired while journeying over the hot and dry plains, will readily comprehend the regret with which the Hebrews in the Arabian desert looked back upon the Holy Melons of Egypt" (Kitto).

Girl: I'm so tired and dry. I haven't been ridden in months.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.

Holy Melon by MelonMan420 December 2, 2019

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Coco.melonlover

The most gay mutual. You will love them, yes there are a simp, but they are hot 🥵

i wish I was as hot as coco.melonlover

Coco.melonlover by anonymous June 8, 2021

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Mayo melon

Someone EXTREMELY saucy and fruity

Often names beginning with j hehe

Very suss baka

R.i.p that pussy ayeee

Person 1: yo jacks comin

Person 2: vv sus deffo a mayo melon

Mayo melon by LOZZABOZZA June 9, 2021

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