Rob-Stance Meeting

A Rob-Stance Meeting is a meeting in which all attendees typically participate while Rob-Stancing, the pure testosterone in the room will prevent the meeting from going off track and will keep meetings short and precise.
Guy 1: You're done the meeting already?

Guy 2: We had a Rob-Stance Meeting so we executed the agenda easily, effectively and quickly.
by Le Boy September 12, 2022
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Meeting envy

When you are feeling like a useless insignificant Smurf at work and feel pangs of jealous anxiety when co-workers discuss the interesting or seemingly important things they have been doing. Especially if they are talking about all the meetings they’ve been in lately that you weren’t invited to.
Jonah had meeting envy when his co-worker Rhea texted that she was in a meeting- but he wasn’t. Little did he know Rhea had meeting envy listening to several of her co-workers and superiors who were in the meeting discuss all the meetings they had had recently.
by BlovBlovAgain July 13, 2023
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drunk meeting

it is where you gather as a group and talk about your drunk sins
''my names Andreja and I'm an alcoholic...''
''hello Andreja, hello everyone''
'' I love my drunk meetings''
by reecerewrgwrnhjyu,.io'opr July 11, 2017
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Public Meeting

A meeting between too people in public. A pre-private meeting. Getting coffee, going to a movie, and going out to dinner, are all public meetings. An outing. Women call them dates.
I am going on a public meeting tonight with a sexy lady.
by Devon Parsons November 03, 2008
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Meeting Induced Panic

A panic attack brought on after realizing you are late for a meeting that you were not actually invited to. Usually brought on by a calendar with so many meetings and you suffer from the delusion that you have been invited to all meetings.
Jim had a Meeting Induced Panic when he overheard his co-workers discussing a meeting they just left.
Jim suffers from MIP.
by circlesofindecision January 24, 2017
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Meet n' Beat

A meeting between 2 or more Gay guys, that unfolds into a orgy of people masturbating eachother.
Jim: Hey Jake you going to the Meet n' Beat?
Jake: Hell yeah! You?
by TuckerTrash25 May 01, 2017
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Ambush Meeting

A meeting that you don't get invited to until at least five minutes after it has started, and that you have a pivotal role in which to play/present/answer questions.
I got two ambush meetings sprung on me today, and they were both at the same time.
by APX8000XE January 19, 2021
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