When a person masterbates while shitting at the same time. Producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.
Guy 1: Shit son I just got done Master-Blasterbating, shit got a little freaky and messy!
Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?
Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?
by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012
Get the Master-Blasterbationmug. in all four nations the simp master is know for defeating the thot nation
characteristics: Flirty, too happy, unpredictable, dangerous, introvert worst nightmare
characteristics: Flirty, too happy, unpredictable, dangerous, introvert worst nightmare
by crackheads >:) April 30, 2021
Get the Simp Mastermug. Getting a blowjob on a stairwell. Often this causes the shakes, especially when done outside your neighbors door. There is a certain covertness to this often when it is said.
Hey, my sexy Russian baby momma want to help me get in shape on the stair master when they pass out?
by Kiss Kiss & Hero March 30, 2016
Get the Stair mastermug. Someone who kills and eats willing participants in the most extreme form of vore fetish. The counterpart of the Master Chef is a Long Pig, a submissive male desiring to be killed and eaten.
by anonymous February 14, 2022
Get the Master Chefmug. the masters school is a place for gay, non athletic, liberals, and rich white kids who think theyre in a gang.
masters is a great place if you want to buy weed or hard drugs but if u loose ur wallet u might end up getting kicked out
masters is a great place if you want to buy weed or hard drugs but if u loose ur wallet u might end up getting kicked out
"my friend got kicked out for bringing coke to school"
"oh they must go to the masters school"
"yo does anyone have a cart"
"no why does everyone at the masters school smoke"
"oh they must go to the masters school"
"yo does anyone have a cart"
"no why does everyone at the masters school smoke"
by lord jeffery April 2, 2023
Get the the masters schoolmug. James Macarley:This Danny Boy he knows all the glitchos. You walk around one corner and get in another glitcho.
Danny:Cheers mate
James Macarley:You are the glitcho master
Danny:Cheers mate
James Macarley:You are the glitcho master
by oOIDANNYIOo May 13, 2009
Get the Glitcho Mastermug. A generally small and very rare intoxicated person who likes to enslave little children to call him ‘Daddy’.
This person is run with rage, no one has ever survived and come outside without getting scratches all over your body.
This person is very weak however uses his power of nails and his sharpness to gain advantage in a head on fight.
This person is run with rage, no one has ever survived and come outside without getting scratches all over your body.
This person is very weak however uses his power of nails and his sharpness to gain advantage in a head on fight.
by Doctor Dickter May 22, 2019
Get the Muhammad Mastermug.