Lincoln Park Highschool

A high school located at Chicago in the Lincoln Park neighborhood, is home to the Lincoln Park Lions. While being located at one of the richest neighborhoods in all of Illinois, the school absolutely looks outdated and old fashioned, most of the classrooms don’t even have promethean boards, and tue portion sizes of the school lunches are shit. Literally the most you will have is 8 chicken nuggets (usually you will get 6). Most of the school lunches’ budget goes to their package bags and not to their food. The school is pretty mixed to many types of groups and students. While it’s prohibited for freshmen to have off campus lunch, many freshmen do so anyways (usually goes to nearby subway, 7-11, or target). The bathrooms are filthy as all public bathrooms usually are. The school is located right next to oz park where some of the school hang out in.

Honestly, LP is not too outrageous or extra ordinary. It’s a simple highschool with a shitty football team that sucks dog balls. 0-80 game , it’s so horrible…

Lincoln Park Highschool’s football team is so hot garbage.

by Phuc Yuu November 2, 2021

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Lincoln

A bug eyed little rat, that like to talk shit and say "your mom" and shit like that.

Y'know lincoln? god i hate that kid.

by Condom flipper licker November 10, 2020

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Pulling a Lincoln

Waiting for your loved one to sit down on the couch and watch TV, then releasing a "shot" into the back if their head.

Gerald: WHERE YOU JUST PULLING A LINCOLN
Twat: Yes

by MeWhenICumOnStacy May 10, 2022

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Lincoln dese nuts

Lincoln dese nuts is gay

by Claptrap sucks November 3, 2020

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Lincoln Park

The hub of the west seattle party scene, every weekend a keger occurs.

guy: “yo you going to the keger at lincoln?”
guy 2: “ya, i heard they gonna be hella milfs walking they’re dogs gettin freaky”
guy: “yessir lincoln park is active”

by penistosociety August 12, 2021

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