Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.

I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !

by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025

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Soul-lag

–noun
a temporary disruption of the body's normal biological rhythms after at least 24 hours without sleep dancing to 100 mph soul records.

Following last nights 12 hour soul extravaganza I spent the next few days with soul-lag.

by Soulgirl March 6, 2009

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t-lagging

Lagging in satisfaction

Tyler is so t-lagging lately

by ta1011 November 5, 2014

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Lagging

An amazing guy (sometimes referred to as a goober) who just takes time doing things. :)

Awh he’s so cute but he’s lagging a bit finishing up his homework.

by Goobs4lfy April 19, 2021

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Lag Fag

When you lag on Lilly because you're in a relationship. >:(

Dude, you're being a real Lag Fag!

by daddy squash June 24, 2020

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DeLorean Lag

Extreme tiredness and other physical effects felt by a person after a trip across time. Comparable to "jet lag"; this term affects the travelers time arrival in the past/future as opposed to the time zone differential of jet lag.

3:00 PM November 1st, 1885:
Marty:"This is heavy...I'm so tired..."
Doc: "Martyyyy, how on earth could you be tired?"
Marty:"I have DeLorean lag. I left 1955 at 5:00PM and arrived here at 8:00AM"
Doc:"Great Scott!"

by FeFe Stink Pickle January 26, 2014

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