1. v. to go Kung-Fu Joe on so. To beat someone's ass.
2. n. Character played by Steven James in the 1988 parody of Blaxploitation films, _I'm Gonna Git You Sucka_.
2. n. Character played by Steven James in the 1988 parody of Blaxploitation films, _I'm Gonna Git You Sucka_.
Don't touch my weed, or I'll go Kung-Fu Joe on yo' ass!
"So, it's just you 57 cops against Kung Fu Joe? Master of Kung-Fu, Karate, Jiu-Jitsu, and all kinds of other shit you ain't never heard of!"
"So, it's just you 57 cops against Kung Fu Joe? Master of Kung-Fu, Karate, Jiu-Jitsu, and all kinds of other shit you ain't never heard of!"
by Dills-Nick May 31, 2007
Get the Kung-Fu Joe mug.One of those ass's that explodes in a pair of pants. A large round ass that stretches pant seams to their limits! This is the type of ass that will stop a man dead in his tracks.
by Mike Widorski August 5, 2009
Get the Kung Po (POW) Ass mug.1. The closest way to say lol in the Korean Language, however, it can also be used variously and can mean bitch, lmao, rip etc. etc.
by Kungs February 7, 2017
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Originated from the dick of Micheal Kunza, a fagot from BCC High School
Originated from the dick of Micheal Kunza, a fagot from BCC High School
by BEEFJERKYBIATCH September 20, 2004
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by waffle inc. July 27, 2009
Get the Kunt mug.A collection of fine martial arts which, thanks to thousands of matrix fanboys and anime-fags, has come to represent a massive group of jerkasses and idiots who think that a fancy school is the secret to combat. The result is a huge crowd of white kids who, having not spent anywhere near enough time training, go and pick fights with other people who don't know kung-fu, but DO know a decent right cross. I'm sure that, given time, it is powerful and deadly, but 90% of the time, the kid across from you is just going to pull some 'combatative flower arranging' type bullshit until you kick him in the head, at which point, he'll fall over and cry that you didn't hit him in a blockable fashion.
An Amazing Martial Art that has been ruined by faggots.
See also: Pretty Much every other fighting style. Except Tae-Bo, Tae-Bo is the secret to victory.
See also: Pretty Much every other fighting style. Except Tae-Bo, Tae-Bo is the secret to victory.
by Austin May 21, 2004
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Person 2: Since when did diseases start taking martial arts classes?
Person 2: Since when did diseases start taking martial arts classes?
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