Jungle Juice Jackpot

Shit, piss, vomit, and cum brewed in a witches pot over a fire and mixed with multiple incantation of your shit eating intentions.

Brad: Bro I just went to the trails and made a fresh batch of Jungle juice jackpot
chad: Ill pay you for all of the batch for 300$

Doctor: you have cancer.
ched: I have a new cancer, it's jungle juice.

by Yahuwah June 06, 2019

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boneless jungle ham

Another name for a watermelon.

Look at that black guy chomping on the boneless jungle ham

by Sammm Marcus January 17, 2017

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jungle-gym fever

A person of age who is dating someone who not only is a lot younger, but is underage-- really, really, awkwardly underage. Derived from Jungle fever.

Greg's got jungle-gym fever. Gross.

by Monkepotamus October 11, 2007

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Rotten Dick Jungle

An disease in which your pubes grow so damn thick that it's like a jungle - it starts to wrap around your cock like a bushy wall, even Trump doesn't wanna get in on that shit. And then it rots. Pretty self explanatory. It's gonna be lions and tigers and bears and shit in there too, probably Ebola, a barrel of fuckin monkeys, the whole goddamn shebang. TL;DR shave it to save it from rotten dick jungles.

Skye-"hey man, how've you been holding up lately?"
Riley-"not good man. My cock fell off from a bad case of rotten dick jungle."
Skye- "lol rip"

by Cloudyskye69 March 02, 2019

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jungle folk hero

Jungle folk heros are usually found in south america in the tropical and "jungle" regions, Usually wearing a tight purple outfit, riding a horse, and followed by a wolf. They fight evil and defend the three sacred skulls, using semi-automatic weapons forged in their jungle forges. Only one has been seen by modern day man. This event is seen in the movie "The Phantom."

By God! He's a jungle folk Hero!

by Android of vexon8 January 08, 2005

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