Jack Johnson

The code word for sex, used by men.
"Dude, last night i was with my girl and i got some Jack Johnson.
by Tmolie April 07, 2011
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Johnson County

The OC of the Midwest. Don't be Jealous. Sure some of our parents pay for everything, and yes we have some the best schools in the area, and maybe we do have everything any major city and suburbs have except much better and cleaner,and perhaps we get to reap the benifits of the Plaza and Westport except we dont have to live in the Dot, but don't hate us because we're beautiful, love us because from JoCo and we're clearly better than you.
Damn! who was that mofo that just cut me off in his BMW?! oh! he was from Johnson County? I'll forgive him.
by IrishMexi42 April 19, 2006
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griffin johnson

Me: is that griffin johnson
My friend: NO is a CHEATER
by swaylover September 23, 2020
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Dylan Johnson

Why is Dylan Johnson sucking on a lemon?
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Johnson Central

The only High School with celebrities. We have former "Willy Wonka" cast members and even Cheech from the popular "Cheech and Chong" movies.
Mrs. Spencer remarkingly resembles an Oompa Loompa.

Mr. Burkett remarkingly resembles Cheech Marin.
by WLTK March 29, 2005
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long johnson

a cock that is bigger than Mudbone's. Aka L.J.
Guy: Did you know that the Long Johnson can possibly kill you?
Girl: Oh really! O_O
*takes the LJ.. Girl: Oh noo!
by WhiteBoyG May 25, 2014
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Johnson County

Take the rich, upity fuckers from Orange County, CA and add a few rednecks, a couple hundred thousand soccer moms (and a few hot MILFs). The worst place on earth, in Kansas none the less. The habitat of white dudes in rice burners that think they are ghetto even thought they live off their millionaire parents. One of the gateways to hell.
You haven't seen hell until you have seen Johnson County, Kansas.
by Andrew El Taco July 25, 2004
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