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jelly-donut

When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy
by Fred May 13, 2004
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jelly belly

She is a right jelly belly.
by Ian Chode April 3, 2003
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Jelly Roll

I fucking destroyed her jelly roll last night.
by Sphincter Boy 76 October 23, 2011
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jelly bracelets

Okay What the stupid colors mean at my palce are :
Red=your on your period
Green= you want money for it
Black= Hard sex
Glitter= your gay
Orange=nuthin
Blue= soft sex
Pink= your a virgin
and so on... thats all it is...
Ie:
G: Break one for me
B: why?
G: just becasue
B: *breaks one* Oh now we gotta fuck
G: no we dont
B: oh
(( i do this all the time, its wicked funny ot see the boys faces!))
by Tabzie January 23, 2005
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jelly rat

when opening a new bottle of smuckers jelly, this is the rat that may randomly pop out and devour your facial features. NOTE: only in strawberry or grape flavors
theres a jelly rat on my toast!!!
by C. Bartoe March 21, 2008
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jelly up

To be naturaly lucky, or naturaly have things happen in your favor. Can refer to a situation, or a state of life.

Reasoning: If the person who is naturally gifted wtih luck has a piece of toast with jelly on it, and another friend has a peice of toast with jelly on it, if both those peices happen to drop, the person who is naturally gifted with luck will have their peice of toast naturally land " jelly up."
I cant beleive you got out of that parking ticket just by flirting with that cop, your so jelly up.

The most jelly up thing happened today, i convinced my professor he lost my exam when i never took it and he gave me a 85 because he thought that was fair.
by maddiexbabie December 19, 2010
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Jellyfish

Forget the word jealous, this is a new level of abbreviation.
"Oh my god i am so totally Jellyfish of that girls new Prada, its to die for"

"jesus mate did you see the way she was lookin' at that girl all over you, she was totally Jellyfish, respect"
by Flabtastic August 7, 2012
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