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jeremy schrimpf

One who over compensates for their lack of love as a child or one who is unsure of their sexuality.

One who has sex with married women so no commitment can be obtained.
Poor Timmy was Jeremy schrimpfed so committed he himself to seek mental help.
by 1 4/\/\ 7|-|3 0|\|3 September 22, 2011
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Jeremiah

A faggot who should always should be referenced by the name faggot
You're such a Jeremiah
by Hoe2234 September 10, 2018
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to eat shit out of a girl or guys ass
by jarvis&thecat November 18, 2014
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jeremy

Guy: Hurry up baby!!
Jeremy: Fuck you guys!!
Guy: BABY!!!
by SammySamwise March 22, 2008
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Jeremy

This is a term to define a chubby/fat person that you may or may not like. Most people would like a jeremy because he is a pacifist who wouldn't hurt anything... except cows or other animals we eat often. Don't count on a jeremy though, their memory is very faulty... especially around food. Food will distract a jeremy from anything, and if you take his food, he will attack you against his pacifist will. So basically this is a term for a pretty happy retard.
1)Did you see that jeremy?
2)You mean that guy eating that cow?
1)Yeah...
2)Its not even...
1)...Dead yeah I know.

1)Man that jeremy was supposed to bring me those papers.
2)He probably saw a hamburger and forgot you exist for while.
1)I guess imma fire his retard ass.
2)Damn.

Did you hear? They have a shit ton of jeremys down at wal-mart.
by Rich Richard Richardson April 11, 2009
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A southern term for an anus licker/eater. One who spreads cheese or any condiment onto an anus and then eats it or licks it off. One can also use chocolate syrup and squirt it into the rectum and then allow it to be squeezed out into his mouth.
Dude what the Fuck!!!! You just jeremyed my bitch. Dude that is uncool, wait until Jeremyed your momma foool!!!
by justin m e johnson July 12, 2006
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jeremey

A douchebag, lying sack of shit, thinks he's black, talking about black history month but he's not. Thinks his bmw is cool but it's gay, mommy and daddy bought it. Has a small dick based on the pictures he sends everyone. Also, a cheater, faggot, cunt, and an overall piece of shit.
Have you seen that BMW over there?

Yea, must be a Jeremey.
by Tomahawk. February 6, 2014
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