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Jacob Contreras

Jacob Contreras is an awesome boy with an awesome personality. The girl who has him is a lucky girl. But you better treat Jacob Contreras with respect because if you don’t he will beat you up.
If you ever find a Jacob Contreras he will love and take care of you.
by Djlol June 6, 2018
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jaicobe

they are badass people that absolutely hates miguels but they are sexy and cute and charming, they are serious and loyal when it comes to relationships dont tic them off tho ull get fcked up man
by AnonymousLovesSex March 6, 2018
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Jacob

YO did you see LIL Twig rolling up with Jacob.
by The king of rap April 4, 2018
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steamy jacob

When you shit in an oven thats at a crisp 325° and leave the door open. The steamy vapor created increases sexual arousment before, during and after intercourse. The smell of the defication will make you and your partner very horny, therefore increasing the pleasure of the intercourse.
Jacob and Ryans house still reeks from that steamy jacob, almost 2 weeks after intercourse.
by Shit stain April 2, 2015
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Jacob

Jacob is a guy that will brighten up your day instantly, he will tell you lots of jokes and make you giggle. For girls he is usually the cutest guy you'll ever meet in your whole intire life. He will literaly send you to cloud nine. If he likes you he will send clear signs like talking to you more or you catch him glancing at you. For guys jacob is a loyal and funny friend he likes to make inside jokes, likes playing video games, but is very active (unlike me)
Girl: hey insert boy name can you do me a favor
Boy:sure
Girl:can you tell jacob i like him... More than a friend
Boy: okay,
5 minutes later
Jacob: of course i like her shes amazingly funny
Boy:is that a joke?
Jacob: maybe... Just kidding!!
by TheUnknownWoman November 10, 2019
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Jacob day

Jacob day is celebrated on an a Thursday every week and is a celebration of his overly large nose and moon cratered filled face.
Phillymon: Its jacob day

Jacob: I will crush you with my nose.
by BIG DHONG January 11, 2020
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Jacob Lechien

Jacob lechien is a word used to express how completely awesome a person can be. no one can possibly be as cool as jacob, and yet people still try
Dude, jacob lechien is the greatest person i have ever met and caused the pregnancy of over 50 women
by Jacob is awesome January 22, 2010
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