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Jared

A fuck boy who only wants girls for sex and doesn’t value actual love. He is also a liar, but not a good one because the truth always comes out. He is extremely toxic and obsessive in relationships.
That boy is so stubborn & rude
He’s probably a Jared
by Vhfu bf sun March 5, 2020
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Jared

Small dick nibba. Can only date the fat girls even though he is 5 foot and has a buzzcut. Jared is the kid nobody really likes and is secretly gay.
person 1: "why does jared like the fat girls?"
person 2: "cause they're desperate"
by yaw yark June 4, 2019
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Jared

He's such a cute nerd he may not think of himself as being cute but I promise he is one. He often loves to play basketball with his pals and he is just goofy that his looks won't even matter to you because he will make you laugh every single time
Person:I have a crush on Jared

Person #2: Omg Jared! He is so cute can't wait until I find myself my own Jared
by Holymoly August 28, 2017
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Jared

A dead beat who cheats on every girl he gets he just wants nudes and to fuck
Girl: (says hey to Jared)
Jared: send nudesI love you
by Kissmewithyoureyesclosed October 17, 2019
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Jared

The illest nigga God created.. has more smarticles than every contestant on High Q combined.. Lover to Pickles the prettiest princess of all the land.
Yeah he's cool but he's no Jared. You can't figure it out? Call Jared he already knows the answer..
by TURBOLINSKII February 27, 2021
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Jared

Pussy or vagina. Someone who's not about that in life.
That guy is being a real Jared.

Grow up, don't be a Jared.
by Sally0311 September 22, 2023
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Jared

Jared.we hate him for stealing her.Srry Wilber:(
Of course I met Jared
by Livingtubbo404 September 12, 2021
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