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January 26

This is a day to flirt with your guy friend/crush. If you don’t your a pussy. Idk hold his hand or compliment him or something ask him out IDK z just do something,
Person: Hey Bitch, I like your hair today
Bisexual man named bitch: Thank you lmao but why did you compliment me?

Person: Because it’s January 26 durr Person: wanna have sex-
Bitch: yes.
by ErikIsGay69426942 January 16, 2022
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January 4th

"oh today's January 4th, guess I have to kiss my crush"
by user7635 December 22, 2021
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January 12

Slap ur friend (its how to show love <3)
You: *Slaps*
Friend: why you slap me
You:its slap ur bestfriend day aka January 12
Friend: *Slaps*
by Jesstf January 12, 2022
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January 4

It’s January 4th wt r u waiting forrr go hug ur crush and ask for his hoodie go goooooooo!!!
Nell: des it’s January 4th
Des: ok?? So wt
Nell:go fucking hug ur crush and ask for his hoodie idiot
Des: shit for huh bett (leaves)
by Ur idiot ass February 21, 2021
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January 25th

a day where amazing people are born, They show traits like kindness, obsessiveness, clingyness and much more.

they are very trustworthy people. People born on this day tend to like the winter and fall the most. These people tend to cling onto one singular person once they become attached to them, The person they attach too will most likely be begging for them to stop caring abt them so much, but they cant do it. PPL born on this day seem too be able too shoot 3 pointers like no other on the court as well.
That person is so nice, but they obsess over that one girl... they must be born on january 25th...
by bloodyeyes October 19, 2022
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January 31

The day women with the coziest pussy are born.
Devin: "what's your birthday?"

Emily: "January 31."

Devin: "That explains why it's so hard to pull out!"
by DeeFreshly March 5, 2022
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January 18

People born in january 18 is the best, beautifullest, handsomest, coolest, goodest dressing, best humored people.
Someone: wow i love her humour and the way she dresses
Someone: yeah. She was born in january 18.
by yourfriendmate September 5, 2021
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