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Tuesday

When it’s a Tuesday all the guys get together and take turns pounding each others ass holes.

Extremely rough gay sex takes place on Tuesdays and you’re not gay for doing it cause it’s Tuesday. It’s a safe day for anyone no matter what your beliefs are.
Person 1: Yo I can’t wait to get my ass pounded today by a bunch of guys!
Person 2: Yo what the hell? That’s gay!
Person 1: nah it’s Tuesday

Person 2: What makes Tuesday special?
Person 1: It means I got my ass pounded by a bunch of guys and I've had my dick in a lot of guys ass holes today
So basically it's go big or go home
I'm not gonna be a pussy when it comes to taking dick on a Tuesday
by Hey what’s up guys October 10, 2023
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Cheerio tuesdays

Tuesday is the day I put cheerios up my bum
Crackhead chris: I am going to put cheerios up my bum on Tuesday

Tweaky Tyler: why

Crackhead Christopher the Third: Cheerio tuesdays innit

Tweaky Tyler: fairs
by Reggiedownthestreet August 31, 2022
mugGet the Cheerio tuesdaysmug.

tuesday

Essentially the Rapture without the ascension, Tuesday is an event where everything bad goes down
Sean: Ah, I see
Frank: Partly or fully?
Sean: Partly of course, following what happened on Tuesday
Frank (clueless): What happened on Tuesday?
Sean: It was Tuesday (It was Tuesday)
by Ank57 August 10, 2021
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Taboo Tuesdays

On the 2nd tuesday of every month is the only day it is socially acceptable to fuck your sister, brother, cousin etc...
Man, I can't wait for Taboo tuesdays! She's gonna get it.
by Anonymous_012398 January 5, 2021
mugGet the Taboo Tuesdaysmug.

Retard Tuesday

That typical day of the month, usually Tuesday, more common the last Tuesday of the month, when one or more of your friends (typically at least one guy called Philipp) is saying or asking very retarded questions
Hey Philipp, did you mount the new kitchen?
Yes it was really easy. But i spontaneously changed it for a urinal . Much more useful
Wiw is this retard Tuesday?
by Flores grup June 30, 2020
mugGet the Retard Tuesdaymug.

Tuesday

Just a typical day on the third day of the week
Dude 1: "Bro, Tuesdays are the best!"
Dude 2:"Nah, I think Mondays are the best cause I can make myself suffer in work again"
by Home depot worker May 4, 2019
mugGet the Tuesdaymug.

testicular Tuesday

“Saw it in a movie once’’- Jim Carry
by Bigboywords69420 July 18, 2023
mugGet the testicular Tuesdaymug.

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