do it in the mud

anal sex

Her: "Don't put your thing in me, I'm still a virgin!"
Him: "Okay... wanna do it in the mud instead?"

Adam: "Hey there you - I was thinking we'd do it in the mud tonight."
Steve: "Ooh that'd be lovely, I'll wash extra well back there!"

by mmmatt July 16, 2008

drawing mud

The act of trying to rip a fart during a presentation to others and taking it a bit too far, ending up with a small pile of stool.

Sammy was in his buddies room and was going to execute the classic "bare ass spread clinch" fart when he drew mud all over his roommates chair!

by Pete North February 15, 2005

Mud Duck

a ugly girl of any race or background she is just ugly

i seen him wit a mud duck lookin bitch fo real

by ms. pimpinyou October 12, 2003

mud duck

A caucasian female who is or ever was romantic with a black male.

I used to date that girl, but I had to break up with her because I found out that she's a mud duck.

by Chuckiefhooks February 24, 2009

Mud Shark

A Turd in the Ocean.

Watch out for those Mud Sharks!

by BiggMcC September 30, 2017

Mud Runner

When a person believes that they are still a virgin if they only have anal sex.

Hey man did you know that Jane is a mud runner?

by Nabik June 30, 2011

ass mud

human turds, usually not in a toilet

i stepped into an alley to take a wizz and stepped in some bum's ass mud

by jr December 12, 2004