do it in the mud

anal sex

Her: "Don't put your thing in me, I'm still a virgin!"
Him: "Okay... wanna do it in the mud instead?"

Adam: "Hey there you - I was thinking we'd do it in the mud tonight."
Steve: "Ooh that'd be lovely, I'll wash extra well back there!"

by mmmatt August 8, 2008

Mud Hunting

A game played by one or more males whose sole objective for the night is to seek the mud hole (anus) of a female. Weather consensual or not, the victor will have completed anal and anal alone. A blow job, or a hand job especially, will require the participating male to remove himself from the game and not return for at least two weeks.

Noun: Mud Hunter

Prize: None. He already had his fun.

After a long Friday of playing pocket pool at your cubicle you proceed to send the following text:

You: "What's the plan for tonight"
Fellow hunter "Mud hunting?"
You: "Yes"

by Mud Hunter May 21, 2011

Mud Duck

a ugly girl of any race or background she is just ugly

i seen him wit a mud duck lookin bitch fo real

by ms. pimpinyou October 12, 2003

mud duck

A caucasian female who is or ever was romantic with a black male.

I used to date that girl, but I had to break up with her because I found out that she's a mud duck.

by Chuckiefhooks February 24, 2009

Mud Shark

A Turd in the Ocean.

Watch out for those Mud Sharks!

by BiggMcC September 29, 2017

Mud Mushroom

When you pull your penis out and womans anal cavity and there are traces of fecal matter surround the tip of your manhood.

A: Man, i tottaly got a mud mushroom last nite while banging your sister!

B: Clean that mud mushroom of yours!

by RichoFromRezza December 9, 2008

Mud Taco

Noun. A male's rectum, usually after engaging in vigorous anal sex, that is hardly functional or useful for anything other then more anal sex.

Jake has been sleeping around with many men, and now his ass is a straight up mud taco. Damn.

by BODYMASSAGEMACHINE July 19, 2009