Human Flamethrower

A Human Flamethrower is where a take a large syringe and fill it with alcohol. You then stick the syringe down the tip of your penis and inject the fluid in. After injecting you hold a lighter at the tip of the penis and piss out the alcohol causing a Human Flamethrower.

Damn, grandma you didn’t tell me that pops did a Human Flamethrower back in Vietnam.

by Lord Scrotum January 22, 2021

Human barking

When a speaker just repeats the same word over and over; thinking repetition equals clarity

This guy at the Pick Up window just said name three times. I couldn’t even get a question out, I hate Human Barking.

by RowdyRed91 September 2, 2018

Human Submarine

1. (adjective) a pregnant woman swimming

2. (noun) a submarine made out of human flesh

Commenter: a pregnant woman swimming is a human submarine

2nd definition---

look at that foreskin submarine!

by amogusrule34 July 23, 2021

human ramen

When a person bathes in a bathtub of ramen noodles.This was popular in a YouTube video by FilthyFrankTV.

Human ramen is the best ingredient in any ramen

by Logical things May 9, 2017

Human Fistapeed

When four or more consenting humans are simultaneously fisting each other in the ass.

Wow, did you see Jerry’s Snapchat story last night? He must have been part of a Human Fistapeed.

by Catnip flickherbean October 21, 2021

Human Nunchucks

When two butt plugs are attached to each other with a chain then are inserted rectally.

Both of you get on your knees next to each other, I'm going to turn you into human nunchucks.

If we can find two butt plugs we could attach them to each other by a chain and turn those girls we met tonight into human nunchucks.

by ClapSomeCheeks October 8, 2023

Human Flapjacking

Two people sexually pressing their bodies together with syrup between them (butter optional) while masturbating each other.

Bill: You want Aunt Jemima or Mrs Buttersworth?
Bill 2: For what?
Bill: I thought we were going to try Human Flapjacking tonight?
Bill 2: Oh shit, that’s right. Get some Buttersworth. Speaking of, don’t forget some butter.
Bill: Margarine ok?
Bill 2: No, Bill, it is not. I have standards.

by Wolf Edmunds December 7, 2019