Hollister 

The city is located in Northen California about an hour and a half off the coast. The store is a branch off A&F. A store that knows nothing about surfing nor Southern California yet claims "Hollister Surf Co". A store that ruins the sport of surfing. A store that has know sense of what real Sounthern Californians like. The store is worked by suburbian teens that are total "kooks" (surf poser). A store that sells a lie to mainly the mid west. Makes cheap clothing that has a preppy look. A store that calls chicks "betties". thats all you need to know.

Hollister needs to be destroyed!!! If you want to look like A southern California and live in the mid west the closest thing you can get to is pac sun or your local skate/surf shop.

Hollister by Robert Grooters March 5, 2007

Hollister Co, 

Hollister Co,:A clothing company made to help preps feel un preppy. Ripped jeans are made by Hollister to help preps feel like rebels. When actually they just look preppier with ripped jeans and thong sandals.

Depressed Emo kid: Marcy's ripped jeans are so stupid someone should kill her
marcy's friend:your dumb, she looks so punkduh she got them from Hollister co,
Emo kid's friend:someone should kill you...

Hollister Co, by Bridgette henne December 28, 2005

Hollister Co. 

A store that according to stereotypes is only for preppy teens. On the contrary If you were to label me, I'd be emo. I still go to Hollister to get a cool pair of skinny jeans or a nice sweatshirt. I even buy the cologne and body wash because it smells great. People need to stop with the stereotypes and let people wear what they want. Its a good store with a surfer feel to it that is very appealing because they have lower prices then Abercrombie & Fitch with all the great look.

"Scene Guy": Why are you wearing a Hollister Co. sweatshirt?

Me: Because I can wear what i want.

"Scene Guy": ...

Hollister Co. by paul frankiee October 18, 2008

Hollister Orgy 

The effect of having seen all the gorgeous Hollister male models while walking into or out of a Hollister Co store. Feelings of arousal or excitement in lower area will occur.

*walking out of store*

Lilie: Omg, I think I almost had a Hollister Orgy in there!
Katie: Dude, same her!

Hollister Orgy by IrisLovePookieLove September 18, 2011

Hollister 

A clothing store common in malls. Generally overpriced, with shirts that pretty much cost 150% as much as other store's tees, and all you get is the same damn print you see on anyone else's shirt, just laid out differently, and bundled with a superiority complex. As compared to a much more unique shirt one could by at stores such as Hot Topic or Pacsun. I've really never seen anyone who wore these clothes because they liked them, since the store appeals mostly to kids who don't feel very comfortable being themselves, and go with what their "friends" do.

Hollister regular: ohh emm gee, do you like my new shirt?

Normal person: I swear I've seen a shirt with the EXACT same design somewhere, no wait, it was laid out differently, and not somewhere, everywhere.

Hollister regular: You're just jealous cause you don't fit in!

Normal person: pfffffffffffffffffffffffft, If I wanted to fit in I'd be happy to force my parents to buy me overpriced clothes that make you look like a tryhard skank.

*Hollister girl reaches a new state of enlightenment, and goes home to find her own tastes*

Hollister by ThatArtsyKidIsAtItAgain August 12, 2011

Hollister 

Usually somewhere that teens and tweens alike hang out to gossip and spend their step-fathers credit cards. Inside is pitch black and most of the models that are in the advertisements are half naked and shot in black and white. Clothes are overpriced, most employees are snooty and have a stick up their ass. Over half of the Middle school population lives in merchandise from Hollister and Abercrombie & Fitch

-Walking past store in the mall-

Hoard of Middle school girls standing outside of store: ZOMGZZ LOL LETS GO SHAWPING IN HOLLISTERR. I TOTES JUST GOT MY DAD TO GIVE ME HIS CREDIT CARDD.

Me: Oh god, why.

Hollister by Nopechucktesta September 1, 2012

Sam Hollingsworth 

Just an emo looking, gimpy dick called sam. Tends to waste space wherever he goes and is disliked by most. Avoid at all cost because his voice is so annoying it makes cats kill themselves and babies heads explode.

Sir Niggertron: I’m a black badass mofo and even i can’t handle how annoying sam hollingsworth is.

Optimus DickWeeb: I know bruh lick my toes to forget about that cunt.

Niggertron: Gotta catch em all transformers!

Sam Hollingsworth by Giganiga June 11, 2018