by SuperEpic December 6, 2021
Get the will hockeymug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
Get the Anthony Ramos Martinez Are A Coward And a Hockey Mastermug. person 1: hey girl do you want to play some crotch hockey
person 2: what the fuck are you talking about
person 1: i mean sex
person 2: for sure
person 2: what the fuck are you talking about
person 1: i mean sex
person 2: for sure
by phennotven January 17, 2023
Get the crotch hockeymug. When you go ice skating with someone, take a hockey stick and sweep their legs out. You drop your drawers and T-bag them so your nutz shield their eyes from the lights.
by NASTY69696969 March 5, 2024
Get the hockey gogglemug. Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.
Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??
Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.
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by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018
Get the Hockey mom milfmug. having a large bubble butt
by shania twain’s biggest fan February 6, 2021
Get the hockey assmug. A term used by Alaskan politicians (who aren't familiar with the concept of soccer) to describe soccer moms
by BigNerdzAnonymous February 14, 2021
Get the Hockey mommug.