guitared ass

to take his/her ass hairs, braid them, and use them like strings on a guitar.

"I guitared ass with Johnny last night and we made a new hit!"

by Hugh Mungi December 18, 2016

guitar kink

a person who gets horny over guitars

jonah gets has a guitar kink
kelsey thinks he is weird for getting horny over guitars

by thecoolestguitarplayerverr October 20, 2021

Guitar Hero

Nickname for an asshole you work with that pisses everyone off while always wearing flannels and hair long enough to pass below his own nipples.

Yo, guitar hero, over here is a prime time example of how to fuck over anyone and everyone while thinking his shit doesn’t stink. He looks like he should work at guitar center.

by Flash Flash Hundred Mile Dash November 10, 2021

Guitar-Sensitive

The excuse a Karen uses to complain about live music at a campground, in order to control and otherwise suck the joy of life from others .

Karen complained about the man softly playing an acoustic guitar, claiming she was guitar-sensitive.

by Dickbagfartbucket July 15, 2022

Guitar Hero

A good game......

I don't know why everyone is whinging that people think that because they can complete a level on Expert that they can play it on a real guitar, but no one has ever claimed that they could play actual guitar just because they are good at guitar hero. Everyone knows that one's skill on a video game doesn't denote their skill level on another thing.

Guitar Hero is a good game which kills time, and playing a real guitar is also fun 🙂

by UltimateDoge December 5, 2022

guitar god

One who is best guitar player.

Steve Vai is a guitar god compared to Jared dines

by Goodnhammerd May 17, 2022

String my guitar

When a man asks another man/women to clamp his penis & stretch it as far a possible before stroking it like a quitar string.

Damn, I wish he'd string my guitar & play it like a lead bass!!

by Gotyourass! May 30, 2024