The Air-Monarchian Genocide

The Air-Monarchian Genocide is a slang term derived in reference to the Armenian Genocide, and describes the burning of nike apparel by racially insensitive caucasian americans following Nikes ads featuring Colin Kaepernick in honor of their 30th Anniversary. The genocide refers to the mass produced lower end nike models usually owned by those who are now boycotting the brand.

Dom: Hey Joe, whats wrong?
Joe: (kicks rock) My old racist grandma is taking part in the Air-Monarchian Genocide and I’m afraid shes going to destroy my apparel!
Dom: Don’t worry bro we can just put her in a nursing home

by Peter M. Hampton September 4, 2018

C2's Granola Bar

A granola bar that c2 stole. Only c2s call them this. Everyone else calls them "stolen granola bars."

Person 7546: Wow, C2 has a LOT of granola bars!
Person 1: That isn't c2's granola bar, it's MINE!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021

C2's Granola Bar

A granola bar, stolen by a C2. These granola bars are often seen in the houses of C2s (although they are occasionally found in the lunch boxes of c2s).

Person 55520: C2 has so many granola bars.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021

Acting like a granola bar

In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.

Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"

by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022

cutting it up on glenoaks

Swerving through traffic with your pitats beamer

"ay apeh are we cutting it up on glenoaks today?" Gago Kapikyan

by GandoniGlux August 7, 2022

Smooth Crunchy Granola

Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class

"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."

by klezmoreh98 January 24, 2024

Fat-Cock Genocide

Seriously. Get over it you piece of shit. You didn't have anything to say when it was 'Kill all men' I say 'Kill some of the men' and now we have the double standard where you refuse to accept that I wasn't being serious and ignore entirely the fact that you don't actually give a shit that I said it.

Hym "You don't give a fuck about fat-cock genocide. You know what? I was going to do off on a tangent but no. I'll break it up into parts and come back to it later. You're shit."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024