Ur granny tranny

A defense text to use on a friend a text like Ur dad lesbian/Ur mom gay.

Jake: Ur mom gay
Josh:no u

Jake:Ur dads lesbian
Josh: Ur granny tranny UwU

Jake: *commits suicide*

by Ur granny tranny May 10, 2018

Ghost grannies

Ghost grannies are 2 ladies that hunt for ghosts. They are known as Anne and Renata.

Hey did you listen to the ghost grannies podcast?

by Westy3581 July 6, 2022

granny jojo

a fat conservative grandma

that grandma is granny jojo

by sani1717 May 17, 2023

Granny Dance

A lap, table, or any dance conducted by an aged stripper.

"I went to the strip club and bought me a "Granny Dance".

by MADGUNS FOREVER™ September 11, 2023

granny hopping

when you go round all your mate's sexy grandma's and have a nice cup of tea and biscuits

"can't tonight mate, going granny hopping"

by the ultimate granny hopper November 2, 2022

Granny Blunt

When you take your grannys cremated ashes and roll it into a blunt to smoke it.

Yo dawg i just rolled a granny blunt, shits boutta get WICKED.

by ONLYSMOKEGRANNYBLUNTS April 14, 2023

No, ur granny is tranny

The greatest comeback humanity has ever discovered to the phrase "Ur granny tranny".

"Ur mom gay"-Person 1
"Ur granny tranny"-Person 2
"No, ur granny is tranny"-Person 1
*Person 2 loses the battle*

"Yes this is still a thing"- Narrator

by Micheal with a b July 13, 2018