Goon

An absolutely horrifying looking person, usually with deformities, and when you pass by one in a crowd people usually turn to get a double take to see if that was real what they just saw!!!! Or one who got udderly smashed by the ugly stick

Zach Schwanke is a complete Goon!!!!

by Perrin Word May 13, 2011

Moon Gooning

An action in which someone takes the head or skull of a bison or elk and wears it as a hat before covering their entire body with the blood of that animal. They then gather up a group of friends to do the same and enter the woods to masturbate collectively under the moonlight.

Courtesy of the Goons

Hey bro, wanna go moon gooning? Jake just got crunk on that spicy lean so he's up for anything!

by SuperMegaPanda November 14, 2023

Group Goon Rat

a term used to describe a rodent, ideally of the Rattus genus (which includes the likes of the common brown rat), but can vary to others including Cricetinae (hamsters), Cavia (guinea pigs), Sciuridae (squirrels), etc., used by a group of individuals for sexual purposes such as masturbation, oral sex, and other forms of arousal. Often this rat is passed around immediately after being used by someone, to their friend for 'their turn'.

I lowkey felt bad for the group goon rat when it was my turn with it, after Gabby and Marcelo had already had their share.

by the k00l-k1dz xD LOL February 14, 2025

Goons

Goons are a bunch of uncouth, savage, crass, foul-mouthed, vulgar, immature, racist-epithet-uttering ogres who can't seem to say one sentence or make a single joke without using the worst of the worst profanity (or referring to some body function, bodily fluid, or body part, then giggling like a 10-year-old).

Goons are a collection of HIV+ individuals from the famous gay hook-up site somethingawful.com.

by Tempus Thales September 22, 2022

goon

To participate in vandalism, loitering, public displays of ignorance, outward obnoxiousness, and other non-socially acceptable practices justified by a directionless but nonetheless strong pack mentality and conformity with other similarly outlandish behaving individuals.

Lighting a firework in the Whataburger was such a goon

by Blacknog3000 September 17, 2023

Gooning red

Gooning red is a state of the gooning cycle only achieved by the master gooners, as it is the point where you have gooned so hard that the semen comes out pink or red in colour due to blood mixing with it from intense wanking over the course of a long period of time.

Holy shit… That femboy porn got me gooning red the other night, dude. I’ve never pulled it off before. i can’t believe i did it.

by I’m Not Black. August 23, 2025

Goon

A totally silly billy mothafucka.

Man 1 “That nigga is quite the goon”
Man 2 “Yes indeed my fellow nigga”

by hockey_lover11 April 24, 2020