glass jaw

1.sensitivity to criticism, especially of a defamatory sort (from sense 2)

2. the inability of the chin of a boxer or other martial artist to withstand direct hits

Why is it than a verifiable dictator always seems to have a glass jaw?

by The Return of Light Joker March 12, 2011

glass trombone

A lovely phrase meaning crack pipe.

First used by Holy Moly:

"You are never alone with a glass trombone"

Pete loved playing with his glass trombone.

by downtuning February 29, 2008

GlassFag

Someone with a glass eye, causing them to be an uncoordinated fag.

-What happened to Jimmy? When did he become such a fag?

-He is a GlassFag. He had the operation a few months ago.

by PencilPencil21 May 21, 2010

Glass Pattern Baldness

Premature balding found in test tube babies.

I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

glass of possibility

With every alcoholic beverage such as a glass of beer or wine being consumed, the likliness of you to go home with someone for a hook-up or one night stand is increased.

Girl #1: Are you going home with him tonight?
Girl #2: I don't think so. (shaking head)
Girl #1: Here (gives her a beer) have another glass of possibility and you'll definitely go home with him tonight!

by MOtastic145 July 1, 2011

Glasses Muffintop

When you need a haircut and your hair hangs over the sides of the glasses, and the view of your head straight on looks like a muffin top. Also tiny glasses on a fat person = glasses muffintop.

yo I need a hair cut so bad! I put my glasses on and had a glasses muffintop!

by eviscer8tor November 14, 2012

Glasspack

A type of exhaust. Features a straight through exhaust tube to provide as much exhaust flow as possible (with holes or baffles in it to direct the exhaust into the packing) that is surrounded by a steel wool or fiberglass packing (sometimes both, varies by manufacturer) to make it relatively quiet considering its a straight through exhaust. Also look up fart can performance exhaust. Sometimes called cherrybombs because it was a major manufacturer of the exhaust.
"The fart can is the same thing as a glasspack"

"Both the glasspack and fart can exhaust work on the principle of absorption"

"The glasspack enables exhaust to flow better than most chambered exhausts"

by TheFlacker99 December 17, 2012