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Gamer Stance

A stance taken by gamers and incels alike. It is when the ochinchin of the gamer is in one hand, nintendo switch joy con in the other, and gamer girl bath water in the mouth. The gamer is also squatting over a gamer chair, while playing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
Gamer Kazuma and Carcinoma Glia are in gamer stance, while playing on their Nintendo 5.
by Gamer Kazuma January 23, 2020
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basement gamer

Someone who lives in their mothers basement and plays video games all day
Man that fuckin no-life is a basement gamer!
by Dawcy wacy March 26, 2016
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gamer's eyeball

A common affliction among gamers where playing video games for several hours straight results in aching eyes that feel as if they are going to explode or pop out. This feeling can last for hours or maybe even the whole day.
1.
Gamer: My gamer's eyeball is killing me, who's that on the map, n00braep?
Other Gamer: Maybe we should take a break it's three in the morning.
Gamer: Sure, but after this next checkpoint.

2.
Gamer: Man I've got a bad case of gamer's eyeball; I can't see anything, and it hurts when I roll my eyes.
Mom: Maybe that's God telling you to do your homework.
Gamer: Get back in the kitchen.
by modsirius July 6, 2009
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Gamer Crease

When you have a shitty sitting position while gaming for hours and then you get a line on your stomach.
Just ignore that line, it's just my gamer crease.
by A fuckin’ idiot September 10, 2020
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gamer dysmorphia

When you have a deceived perception of your skill at gaming
I think I have gamer dysmorphia because I thought I was good at this game, but I keep loosing.
by crustycasserole December 28, 2020
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Muffin Gamer

One who games (usually GTA) while baking muffins for her grandkids.
by Beeg nene May 18, 2020
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Epic Gamer

Someone who has beat Lego Star Wars or Lego Indiana Jones, extra points if you have beat both, beating both makes you a giga gamer
Guy 1: I just beat lego star wars

Guy 2: that means you have achieved Epic Gamer status

Guy 1: god, i am such a loser
by monster juice addict June 14, 2021
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