Fucktard

a fucktard is used in an endearing manner to describe someone you know. they are often annoying, although you still love them. they are also often stupid and don’t think properly, so this term is used to give them a reality check.

Karen, stop being a fucktard.🤦 ♀️

by phat ho October 15, 2019

FUCKTARD

A shitcunt that's from south OZ with an unfortunate surname Tarr. Hence Tarr"d" and more referred to as the FUCK-tarrd.

fuckTaard: I have a 24 foot ski boat with twin 350 chevs!

US: Sure it's not a submarine fucktaard!

Us: Talking about motorbikes, mate mentions his Yamaha R1.
fuckTaard: Yeah I've got two R1's and between me, my brother and dad we've got over 100 bikes!
Us: Got any photos of them?
fuckTaard: "Silence". Show you next stint at work (meaning has a week off before returning for a month on at work)
Us: Did you manage to get any photos of the bikes on your week off?
fuckTaard: Naaar sold them all!

US: FUCKTARD!

by 2200 4 Life December 3, 2013

Fucktard

A really, really, really stupid person.

My boyfriend was acting like a real fucktard today.

by 420Bitch!! January 30, 2022

fucktard

A derogatory slang term for someone who is mentally disabled or is acting foolish.

You fucktard!
Don't be a fucktard!

by (MILE$) December 9, 2019

Fucktard

Someone who's daily goal is to ruin other people's day. These people know how to do things right buti ntentionally do shit wrong. Good fucking luck if you work with a fucktard, they will often fuck shit up and try to blame it on you

Jim is trying to do everybody's job yet he can't even do his own. What a fucktard.

by NateJ3000 January 15, 2020

fucktard

combination of "fucking retard". You would often call robert this

robert you are such a fucktard!!!

Fucktards to the rescue!!!

by hungrykitty April 22, 2015

Fucktard

Fucktard (fuck-tard), noun: a new species of human typically found throughout Atlantic Canada. All variations are generally considered aggressive, though there are a few documented cases of this species being 'tender'. These elusive creatures spend the majority of their natural life in a state of hibernation, and captivity has been proven to have a negative impact. One of the most popular mating rituals partaken by these majestic beasts is a snail formation.

There are three subspecies of Fucktards known as Hannah, Jesse, and Chelsey.

by LittleDemon February 21, 2015