The frosty Valentine

Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.

“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”

“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”

by The lonely man February 7, 2018

Frosty

When you have sex in the snow, and right before he comes, stand up, so he cums on himself.

Dude, we had sex last night and I totally made Austin frosty himself.

by Courtaayy March 21, 2019

Frosty

When a lactose intolerant person eats a Wendy’s frosty and then shits on another person’s chest

Person 1: Hey bro, would you let me frosty you?

Person 2: yea bro, let me shave my chest first though

by Starcream69 November 22, 2024

Frosty Carlton

When you shit on your partner, then cum on top of the shit.

I was at the R. Kelly concert this weekend, and there was someone performing a Frosty Carlton in the third row.

by frostyCarlton January 16, 2021

Mr. Frosty Freeze

The worst and most rigged fight in all of Bloody Battle. Mostly hard because, people have a huge skill issue.

"Hey dude wanna beat Mr. Frosty Freeze?"
"Oh hell nah this server sucks ass, no way in hell we are going to beat it!"
":("

by ZepWritesStuff December 7, 2022

Frosty the Hooker

Taking a blow up doll and making it look like frosty the snowman, then you shove your dick in its mouth so it’s giving you a blow job, and when your done make sure to tip frosty for his hard work....

“Bro Frosty the Hooker gave me a chillin relief last night”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Frosty

When somebody is being flakey. Like when you make plans and they never show up, and give a mediocre excuse.

My girl has been hella frosty lately. We were supposed to see each other last night but she said she had to take her cat to the vet. I know for sure she has no cat.

by mwein99 July 3, 2019