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Best Boyfriend Ever

friend: who is that?
me: oh! that’s just the best boyfriend ever!
by anonymous May 2, 2023
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I had the most disturbing dream ever last night

I dreamt I was a person in control of people and had magical powers to possess them like dolls. The guy I controlled ended up turning on me. It was creepy and spooky as fuck. I ended up getting in trouble and I got beat. The whole world seemed like a Dollhouse.

I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.
I had the most disturbing dream ever last night
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021
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the best band ever

Jimothy: Queen is the best band ever.
Quintavius DeMarcus DeBartholomew L'Sexhaver MMMDCCCLXXXIV: No the fuck it's not. Tally Hall exists, you fucking moron.
by dwyl183 January 21, 2025
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best girl ever

You probably searched this up hoping that the definition would be you. This is the definition so you can decide whether this is you or not. The best girl ever is.............YOU! JK! There's no such thing as the best girl ever.
by preppygurl7 January 2, 2025
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First fuck friends ever

When you realize after many years from the first sex, that you are best friends.

No necessarily you dated or married, or even had more sex.

You are just first fuck friends ever.
They are first fuck friends ever.

She is mine first friend fuck ever.
by AnotherMiller August 11, 2021
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best rapper ever

eminem, the white guy from d-12, slim shady, hailie jade scott's dad, marshall mathers, b-rabbit
-who's the best rapper ever?
-eminem.
by aughhhhh November 30, 2022
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Joshua/the best person ever

Josh is the coolest of kids! He does NOT deal drugs with his grandma, no matter what anyone else says! If his last name is Hannington, he is the most amazing person you would ever meet! He usually loves penguins too.
by Josshshhahshsh November 24, 2019
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