Bat’s Breakfast

The Bat’s Breakfast is a masturbatory sex act performed by a man in which he hangs upside down like a bat, masturbates his penis until climax, and shoots the semen into his mouth.

Hey Hiroshi should we have an early lunch? I’m starving.

No thanks Trevor, I had a Bat’s Breakfast this morning. But you go ahead.

by Covid Commander April 19, 2020

Br-breakfast

While brunch is breakfast for lunch, and brinner is breakfast for dinner. Br-breakfast is when you pull an all nighter and you've stayed up so late that the brinner has now changed into br-breakfast.

Broski, I stayed up so late last night that I skipped brinner and had br-breakfast instead!

by johannestot July 30, 2011

Chocolate Breakfast

Waking your partner from sleep in the morning by licking their asshole.

I was too nervous to propose analingus to Jeanette, so I went out on a limb and surprised her with a little chocolate breakfast this morning.

by Dreadful Great March 28, 2010

Breakfast Meat

Blowjobs in the morning that feel heavenly.

Yo, I woke up to Janice enjoying her breakfast meat, and man it was amazing!

by NoArmsSally December 11, 2015

English Breakfast

Dipping your 'teabag' in someone's mouth while they're asleep.

I gave her an English Breakfast

by _D_A_D_D_Y_ September 03, 2017

Alex Breakfast

It is gross, we don't like it or its creator, it is vile and we will all drown in its filth. Your only hope is to run.

I killed myself because of alex breakfast

by Senor Buttckeek September 21, 2020

The Breakfast of Champions

Lucky Charms would be the breakfast of champions..

stop fighting republican nazi and angry tim!

by IrishRepublicanArmy May 27, 2004