Flat Page Society

Those who refuse to use technology.

He is a member of the flat page society.

by ProfShelly August 03, 2011

Flat Virgin Stanley

One who has never been flat stanlied.

He's still a flat virgin stanley. Amazing, considering how many girls she has screwed over.

by xxScarlettSavagexx January 08, 2011

four flat tires

For pizza delivery drivers - when invited into a house for recreational activities, this is the code used to let their manager know they won't be back as soon as expected.

Hey boss, I'm gonna be late for the next run. I've got four flat tires.

Alright - just make sure you use protection.

by newsedition November 14, 2013

flat chested

Flatchestsed,

Very very small boobs or no boobs at all
Any thing less than a C cup

Flat chested,
I'm flatchested,my boobs don't fit this bra!

by Kayonce January 25, 2017

four flat tires

To be close friends with another.

James and I are down like four flat tires.

by hogan468 May 23, 2006

morbidly flat chested

A girl that is so flat chested that she is often mistaken for a guy.

Hey bro, was that guy hitting on you? That wasn't a guy. That was Sara, she's morbidly flat chested.

by Big Pappa 4487 August 29, 2015

flat Earth Idiot

A person who believes the earth is flat but has no idea how the flat earth model works and makes a bad name for other flat earthers.

Tom is such a Flat Earth Idiot. He said the sun gos over then under the earth, where as in fact the sun spirals above the earth

by DoorHandle1234 January 02, 2017