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Cactus farmer

Slang for a man who likes prickly dicks
Hey she's hot.
I don't know man.
What are you a cactus farmer?
by Dicto long June 6, 2018
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Buckwheat farmer

A description or derogatory for someone easy going, unskilled or useless.

It originates from the fact that Buckwheat is a crop that is extremely easy to grow in most climates and in even the poorest soil, hence requiring less skill from the farmer than more demanding crops.
Further Buckwheat is often used to condition soil for other crops, so the farmer really should be able to grow other primary crops in the conditioned soil, given that the farmer is active and skilled.
An alternate origin could be the black character in "The Little Rascals" series named Buckwheat who became synonymous with the picaninny character, attributing the characteristics of black/picaninny stereotype mixed with the word farmer to suggest that someone works with the skill and efforts of a picaninny stereotype.
"Go out and fix it you buckweat farmer"

"Don't let him do the job he is a buckwheat farmer"
by Sohave December 30, 2018
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Cattle farmer

A person that purposely engages in sexual interactions with multiple overweight or obese people
John tried to cope with his breakup by regularly going to the bars and try his hand at becoming a cattle farmer
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Welsh farmer

A hunky geezer who wears dungarees, wellies, and sports a beard stinking of sex appeal and cow shit. He is especially equipped at farming cows, chickens, and performing BDSM (though he is normally the submissive to his feisty, ginger welsh wife)
'Oh my gosh, your Welsh farmer is such a hunk.'
'Yeah I know, he just finished farming the cows.'
by WelshFarmer69 May 8, 2019
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face farmer

Some that keeps continuiously picking at a sore on there face
Quite face farmering before it gets infected
by Fun size me May 15, 2019
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Mrs.Fraser

A bitch teacher that will eat you alive. if you click a pen she will falcon punch you to the mother fucking moon then rape you sideways.
by Daneltiger June 20, 2019
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Dart Farmer

An individual who works hard to collect unwanted, discarded and smoked cigarettes. Their only goal in life is to clean up our streets and consolidate their spoils into free cigarettes
Look at that guy picking up those cigarette butts, he must be a dart farmer.
by Joe from Oshawa eh September 22, 2019
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