Dirty laundry is that stuff that you keep super secret but over time - sometimes decades - 1 or more people find out about.
Facebook laundry is that stuff you keep super secret but five hundred million people find out about 15 seconds after it was shoring up for the slow maturation of being relatively discreet, dirty laundry.
Facebook laundry is that stuff you keep super secret but five hundred million people find out about 15 seconds after it was shoring up for the slow maturation of being relatively discreet, dirty laundry.
John Cocktoastin: I, John Cocktoastin, have just been caught cheating (for over a year) on my wife of 7 years and my 6 year old daughter with T. Audry Lolitta. I am a lying scumbag who doesn't even care enough to break it off with the woman I'm cheating with and try to make it work. ASS.
P.Aserby: Now this is truly a special moment in the history of Facebook Laundry. Way to leave facebook logged in, John. Oh, and also that cheating thing. Both bad.
P.Aserby: Now this is truly a special moment in the history of Facebook Laundry. Way to leave facebook logged in, John. Oh, and also that cheating thing. Both bad.
by b0xxx January 5, 2011
Get the Facebook Laundrymug. The networking power of Facebook and related Internet social networking institutes that facilitates revolutions in the mid-east nations and elsewhere.
by Techrex April 12, 2011
Get the Facebook Factormug. verb, a way of learning more about a person you know (or don't know), by reading their wall posts, information, or viewing their pictures, all anonymously.
1) This girl in my chem class is cute, i will have to facebook stalk her to find out more about her.
2) I found this guy i have never met before on facebook, i will have to facebook stalk him to learn more...
2) I found this guy i have never met before on facebook, i will have to facebook stalk him to learn more...
by l3ftyman November 3, 2007
Get the facebook stalkmug. A young man with latent homosexual tendencies who is in denial but uses other young men's Facebook accounts to indulge in anal/penile fantasy action.
That Oliver is such a Facebook Homo. He's always using Mat's Facebook to express his desires. I wish he'd just come out and we'd all be happy.
by Garry Ladd January 28, 2010
Get the Facebook Homomug. Someone who constantly has to be connected to Facebook and must update their status every 5 minutes. You will do anything to get onto Facebook, and your life revolves around it.
Person A: "What's up?"
Person B: "Checking my Facebook!"
Person A: "Again!?" "Dude, you Facebook bimbo!"
Person B: "Checking my Facebook!"
Person A: "Again!?" "Dude, you Facebook bimbo!"
by JumperDreams June 26, 2010
Get the Facebook Bimbomug. On the social networking site, Facebook, the Facebook Paradox is the inverse proportian between the number of friends on has on Facebook and the number of friends one has in real life.
The paradox can be explained by reasoning that somebody who is so active in Facebook must have a lack of real life social interactions to account for the time they can afford to spend on the Internet. On the converse, somebody with a very active social life does not typically worry about spending too much time on social networking sites, hence the lack of Facebook friends.
The paradox can be explained by reasoning that somebody who is so active in Facebook must have a lack of real life social interactions to account for the time they can afford to spend on the Internet. On the converse, somebody with a very active social life does not typically worry about spending too much time on social networking sites, hence the lack of Facebook friends.
Jenny has 3,000 friends on Facebook, but nobody really even likes or talks to her. She is an example of Facebook Paradox. Lots of friends on Facebook, but hardly any friends in real life.
On the other hand, Carol only has 30 friends on facebook, but everybody things she is really cool and she has an active social life. She is also an example of the Facebook Paradox.
On the other hand, Carol only has 30 friends on facebook, but everybody things she is really cool and she has an active social life. She is also an example of the Facebook Paradox.
by Chad R. May 22, 2007
Get the Facebook Paradoxmug. a) the spouse of a facebook addict, not usually referring to a facebooker
b) a person (often a facebook refuser or facebookophobe) who's spouse or significant other has left them for facebook, often as a result of consistent facebook binge-ing
b) a person (often a facebook refuser or facebookophobe) who's spouse or significant other has left them for facebook, often as a result of consistent facebook binge-ing
Samantha: Have you talked to Jill lately?
Roberta: No, she's too busy with the kids now that she's a facebook widow.
Roberta: No, she's too busy with the kids now that she's a facebook widow.
by karbyn October 1, 2007
Get the facebook widowmug.