Elijah

A dirt bag. Literally, doesn't shower, hair is always greasy, and stanks like sewer. Doesn't care about anything, nothing at all. Player, seriously will cheat anyone and thinks he can get all them babes even though he's a whole ass potato (not the good ones). A dweeb who has no life and sits in his chair all day watching anime.

God, no one likes that Elijah kid...

by Yourhighness_theduck March 16, 2022

Elijah

Sexiest guy on earth! Every girl wants this man because he is so tall and muscular. (One of the guys that think everything is great and runs from the one person who is scary.)

Friend: OMG, Is that Elijah?!
Me: Yeah it is!

by bells.go.ding.bro March 17, 2022

Elijah

Typically a guy with a big forehead, ignorant because "he doesn't feel like it/ he doesn't care"

It's that Elijah kid, he can't even do simple division.

by subtocoryxkenshin September 17, 2021

Elijah

Elijah is a sexy man who is a basketball hod and he can be toxic at times if u try and roast him he will go off and he will do anything to get in his crushes cheeks and just duck the shit out of them

Elijah: would u fuck me

Crush: of course daddy

by Jacob kress September 18, 2021

Elijah

That one friend that has a 4tb hard drive full of porn sorted on the actress, but secretly advocates futanari hentai and is extremely gay.

Aye you see that dude over there? He really looks like an Elijah.

by HarryLLC September 27, 2021

elijah

a boy who i would happily let choke me out

elijah is hot

by mywott October 30, 2021

Elijah

He is a nerd yet can be a bad boy. He loves girls but has thought of sucking dick. He lets white people say the N word in-front of him, but never saids it himself. He is tall and sexy and no one can stop him.

Elijah why are you so…. Perfect…

by You and me are family October 30, 2021