Douchebag

Someone who is incredibly stupid or idiotic.

Dude1: Press the button.
Dude2: There isn't a button there.
Dude1: I'm staring straight at it you fucking douchebag!!!

by N4TH4N December 28, 2005

douchebag

referring to a person- basically a total cock-blocking jerk.

not only in dan a total douchebag, but he has a receding hairline as well.

dan was a total douchebag, so me and monnik and kevin vandalized his truck.

by Chelsea!?!? April 7, 2007

Douchebog

1) A neighborhood with a high concentration of douchebags. See also: Allston, Williamsburg, and The Mission District of SF.

2) The residence of a douchebag.

Guy 1:Allston is a shithole; you can't walk without tripping over an emaciated PBR chugging trust-funder wearing a ratty hoodie and skinny jeans.

Guy 2: Yeah, it's a Douchebog.

Passing hipster: *drinks PBR, vomits on self*

by feral nerd October 15, 2008

Douchebag-ocracy

Dooshbag-ocrasee 1.A form of governance in which total control of daily affairs is controlled by douchebags. 2. The management and leadership team of Ashland Incorporated, and specifically Jim O' Brien.

Example: Man, Ashland Incorporated has been run into the ground! Absolutely. The Douchebag-ocracy likes it that way.

by woodikwus February 17, 2009

douchebag

A way to affectionately express your love to a friend or family.

Cathie, you are such a douchebag!

by cthompson912 June 30, 2010

douchebag

My ex boyfriend, Jayson.

Friend: Did you see that douchebag?!
Me: Oh, that's my ex, Jayson!

by WakaWoman January 15, 2012

Douchebag

A guy who is fucking a girl that you would like to fuck, but can't.

I can't believe that Kate is still going out with that douchebag!

by Count Frolic May 7, 2016