Shaking my head Gorgeous why do you always sit there just smiling and blushing when we have a cute night? Your such a Dork!
by Djjjj December 12, 2017
Get the Dorkmug. by Whales dork August 21, 2023
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Get the Dorkmug. by YaMutha667 April 23, 2022
Get the Dorkmug. An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.
What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.
by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025
Get the Douche Metal Dorkmug.
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