Toaster Dipping

Toaster dipping is when you and your buddy get together with twelve cream trenchers and let them drench you in cream. It is the manliest activity possible.

Shang: do you wanna go toaster dipping with me
Ari: what
Shang: yeah
Ari: whats toaster dipping
Shang: real stuff for men

by Awesome Ari October 9, 2023

Dipping Sonar

Whilst giving birth to an almighty stool, it enters the water of the toilet bowl and the integrity of the turd is maintained (no snap) until the bowel is evacuated. This is due to the consistancy of the log which is most likely made up of digested pork ribs with a mallasess based sauce and a pint or three of Guinness. An important phenomena is also at play, when the nard enters the water, the submerged portion of the cable becomes weightless which enables the turd to continue and reach maximum length. The cable must be maintained within a certain angle (8.5 degrees) in order to avoid cert snap.
This act resembles the use of a Dipping Sonar Array employed by Naval Anti Submarine Helicopters.

Dave, Loc and Adrian smashed a German pork knuckle, 15 beers, gelato and 5 rums. The next morning, in the Hilton Hotel room, Loc was in peril and screamed that he was doing a Dipping Sonar, Adrian asked if the cable was within limits!

by Triller1 March 3, 2016

cunt dip

A journey into the remarkably shitty middle of nowhere for the purpose of baking out a car or pussywagon. Short form of the more standard 'country dip'

Let's take a cunt dip to the park and smoke this blunt before we start drinking.

by countrydipper July 15, 2010

Dip and Dock

Where one dips their genitals into an iced beverage, preferably of the tropical variety (eg. a coconut, mai tai) before partaking in the act of docking.

“We decided to spice things up a bit, so obviously we went for a dip and dock”

by The Dip Dockter May 2, 2018

Southern Dip

A term for the rarely-found downward-curvature of a penis

Most penises curve upwards, but I have a southern dip

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Nah Dip

When you are all out of chip dip.

We got chips bruh but nah dip.

by BloodyK October 8, 2018

Mike's dip

7 layer dip modified to accomodate a slightly picky, yet wonderful and amazing guy who doesn't like olives and wilty lettuce. Make it for awesome boyfriends who are just a little quirky about random veggies. Is best served during sporting events like Superbowl, football parties, etc where said boyfriend can induldge and exclaim over how amazing his girlfriend is in between various sporting plays.

Wow, Mike's dip is fabulous with these Chili and Lime chips.

Is that real guacamole in Mike's dip?

My significant other should learn to make Mike's dip and be as awesome as Mike's girlfriend is.

by a pretty cool girlfriend February 8, 2010