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David

A David is a person of low intellect only slightly more intelligent than a brun. David is derived from the mediaeval word day-div. It was used to describe the dumbasses in mediaeval England as they were only permitted out by day. there's a Welsh pronunciation of the word which is pronounced Daffyd. David's believe that alcohol can cure all ailments known to man and some unknown ones. Their favourite food is Turkey dripping which is made buy distilling sweat from Bernard Matthews asscrack. if you come across a David on a extremely hot day it is wise to keep your distance as they are known to spontaneously combust as they are 99.9% alcohol .1% potash
David's been on the piss all day don't go near him he might explode
by Catweazle 0.1 May 15, 2019
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david ray

Uk slang for pedo or nonce! Usually seen preying on young children round schools and parks! Pure love for children drives this filthy animal! Sometimes shortened to Dave ray or dai
My mate shagged a thirteen year old! Done a proper David ray
by The truth 69 July 11, 2019
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Davidian

Awesome song by Machine Head off their debut album, Burn My Eyes, known mainly for having one of the heaviest breakdowns in all of history
Dude, the breakdown in Davidian makes me want to run through a brick wall!
by jamestable89 April 11, 2019
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David Loss

A name given to someone that as reached there peak.
by MR LCS November 17, 2019
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david kelley

"you're acting like a david kelley rn"
by jewishnegrobitch December 31, 2019
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David_xoxoxo

Cute, hot, sexy, if you ever get with a david, keep him forever xx
by Wassup bitchessss January 10, 2020
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