Your curtains don't match your carpet

Simply Some one is trying to tell you that your hair colour does not match your pubes colour

ha ha hannah your curtains don't match your carpet

by -c-oNo-r- August 23, 2006

do your curtains match your drapes

it means does the hair on your head match your pubes

*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"

by bigtittieril June 7, 2016

The dame comes out from behind the curtains

When a friend hasn’t spoken to you for ages and then can’t stop talking to you.

At last, the dame comes out from behind the curtains.

by Kirstles January 20, 2021

Let me show you my shower curtain...

She wants the D.

"I'm coming over later."

"Let me show you my shower curtain... ;)"
"I'll bring my sex shorts."

by Bigger is Better October 6, 2016

curtain spreader

Another name for a slut or slag.

Billy; lol look at that girl

Timmy; nah m8 she just a curtain spreader

by Olix December 1, 2017

Curtain

The most handsome cat in the world

Look at curtain.... he's so handsome!

by Curtainlover420 December 13, 2020

Beef Curtains

A vagina

Look at her Beef Curtains

by trumpetBlaster January 7, 2021