Your curtains don't match your carpet

Simply Some one is trying to tell you that your hair colour does not match your pubes colour

ha ha hannah your curtains don't match your carpet

by -c-oNo-r- August 23, 2006

do your curtains match your drapes

it means does the hair on your head match your pubes

*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"

by bigtittieril April 17, 2016

The dame comes out from behind the curtains

When a friend hasn’t spoken to you for ages and then can’t stop talking to you.

At last, the dame comes out from behind the curtains.

by Kirstles January 20, 2021

Let me show you my shower curtain...

She wants the D.

"I'm coming over later."

"Let me show you my shower curtain... ;)"
"I'll bring my sex shorts."

by Bigger is Better February 03, 2016

deli curtains

Pussy flaps

Did you see her deli curtains in those booty shorts?

by Aaaaaaahyt April 10, 2014

Birth curtains

Your mom’s situation

She had birth curtains, fasho

by Birth Curtains November 28, 2019

CUM CURTAIN

Living with a roommate that wants to have weekend orgies in our college dorm and can't keep her bodily fluids on her side of the room.

That whore Maggie had a foursome in my room, and I needed a Cum Curtain just to keep the spooge on her side..

by mookie1868 October 16, 2023