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crusty keys

when one is bored you grab your lappylaptop and find a dark empty room. then precede to pitch a tent of whatever size. dry grab you shanghai shanker and sploush on your keys. leave your lappy sit and dry.
Floyd, can i use your lappy since Daryl always has crusty keys. Hells no suck dick fucker!
by Brent DuBois September 7, 2008
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crusty keys

when one is bored you grab your lappylaptop and find a dark empty room. then precede to pitch a tent of whatever size. dry grab you shanghai shanker and sploush on your keys. leave your lappy sit and dry.
Floyd, can i use your lappy since Daryl always has crusty keys. Hells no suck dick fucker!
by Brent DuBois September 7, 2008
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Crusty Crumb Hole

It's that crust that you find around the N64 joystick. Where does it come from? and why is it so crusty?
Eww Sally just licked my crusty crumb hole...
by Tony Guacamole January 3, 2008
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Crusty Wigwom

The act of fucking in handstands, making a wigwom shape with their legs, where the female has a nasty STD (the Clap).
Bro, have you ever tried the Crusty Wigwom?
by Bro Rape '08 December 18, 2008
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crusty

a word describing someone that lacks class and is consequently unnatractive.
Jhanet: OMG! I forgot to do my hair today!

Liz: Yea I know your hair looks so crusty.
by AdamKrenz April 14, 2011
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Crusty

A term used in Philadelphia PA and Brigantine NJ. It means that something is bad. Used as an adjective. Opposite of Crispy
Man that movie was really crusty.
by CwC_Wegieman2 September 26, 2011
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Crusty Canyon

The act of ejaculating on and around your partners gooch area.
"I gave Jessica a Crusty Canyon the other day, she's a gross chick."
by Cdubzisthegreatest February 8, 2012
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