Crotch-corn is the bucket of popcorn that one of the male species will buy at the movie theater in order to place it in his lap right above the crotch area, therefore requiring his female to reach into the bucket, making it look as if he is getting quote/unquote "action" on the first date.
Friend #1 at the movies: "Yo dude is that Ned over there scorin' some crotch-corn?"
Friend #2 at the movies: "Definitely scorin' some crotch-corn. I would too if I had a hot date like that. Damn!"
Friend #1 at the movies: "Gross dude! That's your mom!"
Friend #2 at the movies: "Definitely scorin' some crotch-corn. I would too if I had a hot date like that. Damn!"
Friend #1 at the movies: "Gross dude! That's your mom!"
by windwingaandkelso November 18, 2009
Get the crotch-cornmug. by ghudfhgos October 8, 2007
Get the crotch lockmug. A goblin that lives in your crotch, and only comes out at night while you are sleeping. It usually looks for titty residue to eat.
by Ener January 20, 2007
Get the crotch goblinmug. When someone walks in front of you getting to their seats at a sports event and they choose to go facing you. If you are still sitting down then it will be their crotch to your face. This is considered poor practice and should be replaced by their backside in your face.
I was at the game last night and these guys walked past us to get to their seats and they went by crotch-first. It was so gross.
by rollaricedan December 6, 2013
Get the crotch-firstmug. by luckycharms855 September 5, 2009
Get the fire crotchmug. crotch rockets own the street . . they are too fast to be compared to cars . . conversation over .. . and I love cars too , but I lose to motorcycles allot . ..
by TurboCorvette April 4, 2003
Get the crotch rocketmug. by Encreed March 12, 2011
Get the Crotch Pastamug.