Krusty Crab

When sweat, soap, or dirt get caked under your ball sack and causes it to crust.

Being defined as, "Oh man, that dirty job gave me a severe case of the Krusty Crab."

by LissaBug April 6, 2017

Crab Fat

When the penis has fat rolls on it; including the balls

"Some girl said they had sex with Damien and he had so much Crab Fat!"

"I hope my boyfriend doesn't have Crab Fat."
"Girls with Crab Fat fetishes are weird"

by Leafyslilfaggot September 2, 2017

Crab Pineapple

Some one who Shat themselves while they did a shit on there pants while they fucked there mum

Oh i did a crab pineapple

by Crab Pineapple 69 June 29, 2017

stank crab

The act of dripping hot butter from your Crab Legs on your lady friend's forehead while she's taking care of you at your Family BBQ.

"Yo, I got your cousin to give me a Stank Crab at the family BBQ on Saturday! Oh, and How Ya Momma and Them Been?

by J Suave February 13, 2022

Steamed Crabs

To shit or fart on your partners crab infested pubes.

"I totally farted on that dudes junk during a lap dance and gave him Steamed Crabs."

by Bleedingoak November 2, 2012

Crab driver

Bad tempered taxi driver with an attitude.

That cabbie was really obnoxious. He's definitely a crab driver.

by docsterx July 3, 2011

crab out

the action used to leave an awkward situation.

you place your hands on your hips, and then lunge to your right or left to mimick a crab walking sideways.

it is a fast and efficient way of both leaving and brightening up an awkward situation.

Joe and his girlfriend started arguing infront of me...so i crabbed out.

or

This is a bit awkward, better crab out.

by Robertoo March 13, 2013