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Cougar-phelia

Older women prefering younger men of course!

I thought of this word after l seriously have a strong feeling the neighbor boy (30-ish guy) thinks l like him in a lusty way🤣 l do find him appealing because of his Youth but ONLY because l have heavy yard work. I did pay him once to remove a small tree than l thought the dude has a cute young thing at home that has a HoneyDo list l dont need to try and snag some yard help that bad. Hey you bet l would feel peeved at a old neighbor lady trying to take the few hours that l Can get my man to be motivated.

I would like to add l dislike the word l am single by choice and automatically in a Cougar Lady category however l plan on having some Cougar joke fun NOW lol. I think can have the dude hiding in his house all summer probably by wiggling my fingers Hi from my yard in a come hither way🤣Oh my l have wondered maybe l'm wrong and he has a uncomfortable feeling he doesn't understand??? In several yrs since he moved in l can say l talked to them under 10 times? He acts squirrely like somebody has teased him one to many times about the Old Lady next-door having Cougar-phelia🤣l kid you Not!
I have suspicion that the old lady next door has Cougar-phelia!!! Must Beware!
by Anniemonikers💖 June 23, 2022
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Stunning-Cougar Effect

When you fumble a good looking older lady because you were too overconfident.
I keep missing my chance with these beautiful women…classic Stunning-Cougar effect.
by CS-madlad September 30, 2025
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OG Cougars

A bunch a bitches, spoiled by their parents, and who are also very gay with each other, and take showers together
The OG Cougars are the gayest group at Sports Weekend...#NoCap
by BigSauceMan July 6, 2019
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Cougar

An elderly woman usually over the age of 30. An old hoe. Usually with 10% eggs remaining. These eggs are also damaged due to drug abuse.
That panty was a hoe, but now that she old she a cougar.
by CougarPanty September 7, 2022
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Cougar Tamer

One who is particularly good at relationships with Cougars!
Man… Randy is such a cougar tamer
by Ranimal11 March 31, 2024
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Cougar-Stomped

After a hot and steamy night with a "cougar," in the shower, on the counter, maybe even on the floor; she leaves you unexpectedly under cover of the night. May result in a deep deep depression, and possibly a sweet porn video you filmed without her knowledge.
"Hey man did you bring any chicks home after you left the bar?"

Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!
by 38-ProfessorOfMadness November 30, 2010
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Cougar Hawk

A police officer that preys on Cougars. Otherwise known as a James Cooper
by Manther Costello October 29, 2020
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