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New Classical

Fuckin' A - Old classical is a boring, lame, useless waste of time. Today only old people listen to this crap and when they are dead, classical music will be gone forever. Every time a classical radio station goes off the air or a symphony orchestra goes bankrupt music gets better. This stuff can't go away soon enough.
The old people in the nursing home couldn't take listening to good music, so they listened to old classical music. For young people 50 cent is the new classical music.
by baseballaaron December 29, 2005
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Founders Classical Academy of Flower Mound

A wonderful school that focuses on upholding the virtues and honoring the arts.
Please stop posting rude things about Founders Classical Academy of Flower Mound
by Sir Founder April 27, 2021
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classico

Another term for something classic, or awesome. Can be used in any circumstance, as long as it is used with style.
Got a rumpleblumpkin from my grandmother. #classico
by Rumpo26 November 19, 2012
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classidied

classi is a duck/platypus thing that died when a certain person said "classidied" and is remembered whenever someone says the word classified
Oh no classidied, I'm so sad!
by Steve February 28, 2004
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Classick Loller

A lol word meaning something as classic, like riginal but very funny aswell.
thought up by a very ineteresting process:
n:lol that was classicckkk!
a:Lollerr
R: lol classick lolz
N:omg classickk loller
a new word was formed.
" Lol, do u remember that time when.....,"
"lol Classick Loller that was lolz man"
by lol person June 23, 2008
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Classic Shane

Refers to a person who is consistently completely acts that are individual to them, it is a classic act of a person. For this scenario, the name is Shane! Use one syllable words for greater effect as pronunciation is then easier and can be modified accordingly!

Usually pronounced by drawing out words in order to create a sense of repetitiveness, also helps do add a different accent to your normal tone once again just to intensify laughter.

Pronounced more like:

Claaasssic Shaaaneee
1.

Bobby: "Oh by the way did you hear about how Shane cheated on his girlfriend again?"

Pat: "Classic Shane"

2.

Shane: "Its me party, me birthday and I can do whatever me likes"

Group: "Classic Shane"
by Mr Newgent June 24, 2008
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Classiclock

A hybridised form of dance music and classical music that will become popular in the early 2020s when dance music remixes classical music as a mainstream activity. Has its roots in the Adagio for Strings remix in 1999. To be truly described as 'classiclock' (more strictly Classical Two Level Beat) the music is set ot a clock in the background, with the 4 beats corresponding to one rotation of the large hand, with the small hand crossing over at intervals, creating an emphasised beat.

Will also itself hybridise with 'ectopic house' which consists of delayed beats at random emulating ectopic heartbeats. The result will be clubbers giving a thumb to the left, second finger to the right signal in clubs to denote 10:10, ie. a stopped clock, to signify when ectopica infiltrates classiclock.
'I remember the days when it was simple dubstep and four-to-the-floor house. What would Tchaikovsky think about these youngsters 10:10ing his 1812? Classiclock my cock!'
by mids99 April 4, 2010
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