Cheese Grater

A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.

Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.

Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.

T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.

M: But I didn't do anything

by LetMyThoughtsBeMine July 13, 2016

cheese for everyone!

A common phrase used by the Daedric Lord Shegorah in the popular video game TES IV: Oblivion

YOU: "Hello Shegorah! What's up?"
HIM: "cheese for everyone!"
YOU: "...ok then"

by Adoring_Fan_No.2 March 6, 2010

Sniffin’ Cheese

That ripe, pungent, cheesy smell one acquires on their fingers after scratching bodily orifices, crack and crevices. Or for males, the scrotal region.

This delightful delicacy is typically the result of sweat, fluids, secretions, glandular discharges, smegma, sebum and in some cases, just general bodily filth.

Man I gave that homeless dude a hand job in the alley and now my hand smells like sniffin’ cheese.

I hadn’t showered for a week and the sniffin’ cheese around my balls was as ripe as a good Stilton.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

Raw Cheese

When Cheese is raw, uncooked. Perfect for raw cheese sandwiches. Note: grilled cheese sandwiches do not count. Cooking said cheese negates the rawness.

Hey, Phil brought a raw cheese sandwich for lunch.

by D Shift Squad May 27, 2018

cheese toes

Like fondue, cheese toes are often enjoyed by those with a foot fetish. Simply dunk your partner's toe in a cheese fountain and go to town! Cheddar, Gouda, Mozzarella, you name it.

*Highly suggest you wash the feet prior to consumption (but if you prefer otherwise that is your choice, as those with Blue Cheese toe fetishes tend to enjoy toe fungus with their cheese toes.)

I know I said only feet pics, but could I get some cheese toes tonight?

by sweden2020 April 27, 2021

Cheese Wanker

Someone who fancies themselves to be a cheese expert and can't stop talking about cheese.

He's such a cheese wanker! Every time we eat cheese, he can't stop talking. I just want to eat the damn cheese. I don't need to hear about how it was made, what the cow was fed and how many times a week the cheesemaker brushed the cheese!

by TheCheeseWanker April 13, 2022

Rodeo Cheese

Rodeo Cheese (noun): the excrement emitted when farting a compound of cum, poop, and lube onto the male’s torso by the rider engaging in reverse-cowgirl anal intercourse.

The rodeo cheese was so caked into my chest hair, I had to give in and just shave it off.

by ElMuchoDingDong16 July 8, 2018