Chunt

A prominant crease on a mans chin,made up from chin and cunt

Checkout the chunt on that guys chin

by Ravenhaven December 9, 2017

countach

The tuft of hair above the meat curtains, usually creating the illusion of a vagina mustache.

"Would it kill you to trim back your countach? I feel like I'm staring at Tom Selleck here."

by Don Botang III, Esq. May 6, 2006

Standing 8 Count

The act of tidying up your ass between poops, usually brought on by mild to moderate itching. A standing 8 count is executed by wiping one's butt while standing.

Todd's butt itched, indicating a need for a standing 8 count.

by arlo jones February 16, 2009

chunt

Charity worker who harasses you on the street for money claiming they are doing a good deed by working for a charity but really they are getting paid to annoy you to meet a quota.

I really don't want those chunts to talk to me, I'm so sick of them

by stahlbar August 15, 2014

Chunt

Female equivalent of a choad, a virgina wider than it is deep.

Frank: "I was about to go down on a girl the other night when I saw she had a chunt, I got the hell out straight away 'cause it could have taken my whole face."
Bob: "Looks like the job for a choad then"

by too thin by far September 15, 2010

Sperm Count

When a guy shoots a big load in your mouth, you don't swallow, you tilt your head back and gargle, and estimate how many tadpoles are swimming.............mmmmm

Frank: Hey Trevor, you feel like doing a sperm count tonight ??
Trevor: Sure Frank, as long as you can shoot your tadpoles in my mouth !! I can count !!!!

by BWDAGM May 8, 2010

clunt

A female clown. Contraction of "clown" and "cunt"

Bitch, did you see what that clunt did with the dog and the hoop?

by kz1o June 15, 2005