crotch lock

When you have a boyfriend/girlfriend and they are the only person you should be fucking.

Hot, sexy, attractive woman: Hey, you want some?
Guy: Sorry, I've got a crotch lock.

by ghudfhgos October 8, 2007

crotch hug

(v.) giving someone a hug in their crotch area OR hugging someone with your crotch.

joe: you want to crotch hug him, what if he gets a boner?
john: what if i get a boner?

by themoonandthesea February 27, 2010

crotch goblin

A goblin that lives in your crotch, and only comes out at night while you are sleeping. It usually looks for titty residue to eat.

Holy snap!! That crotch goblin is eating the leftovers of my underwear.

by Ener January 20, 2007

crotch-first

When someone walks in front of you getting to their seats at a sports event and they choose to go facing you. If you are still sitting down then it will be their crotch to your face. This is considered poor practice and should be replaced by their backside in your face.

I was at the game last night and these guys walked past us to get to their seats and they went by crotch-first. It was so gross.

by rollaricedan December 6, 2013

fire crotch

name of a person with red vag hair

jessie is such a fire crotch

by luckycharms855 September 5, 2009

crotch rocket

sport bike . . . period . . all is explained above

crotch rockets own the street . . they are too fast to be compared to cars . . conversation over .. . and I love cars too , but I lose to motorcycles allot . ..

by TurboCorvette April 4, 2003

Crotch Pasta

The crap ass pasta usually served by a cafeteria at ones school, university, or workplace.

Bill: Hey man what do you got for lunch?!
Jim: STFU Bill all they had was this crotch pasta.

by Encreed March 12, 2011