Bum Darts

A game played by 2 gay men in the privacy of their own bedroom

Khoan and Corey were into a heavy game of bumdarts last night. I can tell because they are both walking funny

by bt February 19, 2003

bum chum

An English word for a gay person.

Terrance, did you see Oliver sipping tea with his new bum chum?

by Jefe March 30, 2003

bum custard

Similar to fanny batter it is a product of the anus usually (but not exclusively) derived from a mixture of lubricant, sex wee and faeces. Cant imagine it smells or tastes very good but doubtless there is some mexican cheese dragon type out there who puts it on their flakes in the morning...

She was walking down the street casually letting one go when with a massive burp her anus spewed forth a massive blob of bum custard

by Squirrelking May 12, 2004

Bum Hands

Bum hands refers to hands that smell of fecal matter, usually the result of using an inadequate amount of toilet paper coupled with a failure to wash the affected hands.

"Because he lacked bathroom hygiene, the stench of Mr. Watkin's bum hands permeated the room."

"Not only did Mr. Watkin's burp and fart repeatedly, he also had bum hands."

by Waller B. March 17, 2008

Bum Stink

Bum stink can be used in many different ways. The reverse of the words "stink bum" to "bum stink" makes the use of the phrase a little more amusing.

"I am going to the toilet to do a Bum Stink" - Meaning "I am going to the toilet to do a shit"

Or

"Have you done a bum stink?" - Meaning "Have you been for a shit?" or Have you farted?

It can also be used to tell someone that they have a smelly bum: -

"You have a really smelly Bum Stink" or "You have a really stinky Bum Stink".

by TwistedMouth August 28, 2008

Bum Monkey

Of Arab origin, a Bum Monkey is a small, Anal-dwelling monkey that makes a habitat out of the rectal passage. It feeds off lumpy faeces and looks like a rodent.

Karim is a Bum Monkey in Fahd's ass!

by Maverick Corleone May 31, 2006

bum crumbs

the crust left behind in your butthole, from feces. usually in small pieces, like a loose dingleberry.

I farted one day, and I had bum crumbs all in my underwear.

by Shefun April 25, 2006