Tecate Boxing

A quasi-legal drinking game with simple rules. 1 minute of time is allotted for the two Tecate Boxers (referred to herein as the contestants) to shotgun a can of Tecate. 5 minutes of time are then allotted for a round of bare knuckle boxing. These six minutes constitute one round. The contestants play ten rounds for a match of Tecate Boxing, totaling one hour and ten beers consumed. Weapons are not only allowed but encouraged. There are no other rules. There are no winners in Tecate Boxing, only losers, unless you have clearly defeated your opponent, in which case you are the winner of Tecate Boxing.

Guy 1: Let us play Tecate Boxing this eve.
Guy 2: Agreed. I am going to belt you until you can no longer see.
Guy 1: K. I will go and retrieve the icy cool beverages.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you muppet.

by Soups McGee October 15, 2012

Box Milk

Box milk is when you shoot a load inside a lady and it runs down her leg after. Your load runs out of her box making it box milk.

"Dude I filled her full of box milk!"

by Jcon202 September 8, 2011

joy box

A festive genital component that is known for bringing great happiness to multiple groups. Sometimes filled with confetti or candy.

"This Christmas, Babs is letting me fill her joy box."

by BabsOGram October 17, 2011

slute box

The box that many penis's come in. |f you dare to enter a slute box, be sure to wrap the package correctly.

Man, I better go get checked out! that was one hell of a slute box last night.

by TheRealDarkness November 4, 2011

Tard Box

A box full of retards. Someone who is thoroughly an idiot. Often said with a Northeastern Boston accent: "Taarhhd Box"

"Joe just locked his keys in his car with the engine running..."
"What frickin' Tard Box"

or

"All these people suck: you're a tard box, he's a tard box, they're a tard box, tard box, tard box, tard box."

by TardBoxMaster1748 November 8, 2011

Mr Box

Some lard gargling, cheese drinking, ass smelling, blob looking, calorie thieving, maccas gorging, Non veggie eating, wide load, hungry hungry hippo, parked bus, salad dodging, butterball headass that cant go up the stairs right.

Guy 1 "Whos that stuggling on the stairs?"
Guy 2 "Its just Mr Box mate."
Guy 1"Ah, BOXY YOUR A FAT CUNT."

by Petrol Inhalor April 4, 2023

Box Payment

When one parrt has handy services to provide for someone and the other party pays in sexual favors.

I've finished cutting the grass may I receive my box payment now?

by Daddi B January 11, 2021