bible-beater

a Christian person, usually a guy, who masturbates instead of having intercourse, because he's celibate.

Max: He's 23 and he's a virgin.
Tim: Well he did take that abstenance pledge.
Max: Damn, his rooms always locked too...probably just another bible-beater.

by MaximT July 28, 2007

Bible

a book of tall tales that tells people to be good and general common sense and has been wrongly translated hundreds of times, turning from education to a religion that consists of mostly annoying white people and some nice black people in there too.

misinformed person 1 "the bible is what I live by"
atheist "so a 2000-year-old book controls your life, whats any proof that its true?"
misimformed person 2 " shut up you atheist cunt, the bible is all true and theres no denying it"
atheist " jeez can you chill out im just presenting all ideas "
both misinformed persons 1/2 "SHUT UP YOU ATHEIST RACIST FAG"

by I understand logic March 15, 2021

duck billed platipus

when a woman is laying on her side on a bed , with her ass hanging off and grabbing her ankles. The guy come from behind and puts his hands around her head in the praying position(the duck bill) and gives swift abdominal thrusts

after travis got his redwings he proceeded to give amanda a duck billed platipus

by emoney June 19, 2004

bible study

The initials of bible study are B.S.
B.S. also stands for Butt sex

John: hey you wanna go to the movies tomorrow
Julio: no, i already told Jake that i would have bible study with him at his house.

by bologna sjdkd June 14, 2008

bileduct

(n) A short white boy who likes to poop his pants

Dayam, Jon is being a Bileduct.

by Dooder McTooder November 18, 2004

The bible

so its like any of the marvel movies there science fiction so like jesus like fuck that guy hes soooooo gay like who cares about the blind people like just let them fall off a cliff like they wont have a good life anyways and like moses ur gay but ur stick lowkey lit like its just like i want this ocean split in half welp why not fuck it

Billy :do you know any good fictional fake books Ron : ya the bible

by nigga on a trigga June 7, 2019

The Bible

The single most common source for chewy joint rolling papers.

I rolled hella joints with Romans 14:2 from the Bible.

by Powderhead May 28, 2007