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Bill Clinton

America’s most successful pickup artist to date. It is debated why this is. Some say that it’s his dashing good looks, others say his charm but most agree that it’s his knowledge of chemistry that sweeps women off their feet and into a state of unconsciousness where he gets automatic consent because they can’t say no.
Wow Bill Clinton! This cocktail has a very distinct taste. What’s in it. Why are you winking at me?!?!
by CenkUygur6969 February 7, 2019
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Cousin Bill

(N) a person that is or creates an atmosphere of buzzkill. A person who always stays sober at parties and tells everyone not to drink. The origin of the phrase most likely comes from switching the first two letters of the syllables in buzzkill to kuzzbill, then lengthening it to said phrase. This phrase is mostly used in the presence of the Cousin in order to not hurt his/her feelings.
Sean: Cousin Bill sure is bringing me down tonight, she won't even have a Johnnie Bomb!

Nick: Tell me about it. The Cousin keeps telling me to stop drinking, what a drag!
by Johnnie Bomber June 15, 2014
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Bill and Sophie

The worst couple ever. They don't fit with each other and they both suck. Anyone that ships them is gross lol.
Human: Do you ship Bill and Sophie

Human 2: yes absolutely

Human: Eww what the hell is wrong with you, you are disgusting
by alexdoesstuff May 19, 2022
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The Pecos Bill

The female lays on her side while one leg is in the air. The man straddles between her legs in a cowboy position and proceeds to have sexual intercourse. During which time she rotates her hips like a tornado, while he grasps onto the leg in the air. One can variate from this by using one thumb to rotate over the clitoris.
The Pecos Bill had to hold on as she tried to buck him off.
by The Irish Handler April 21, 2015
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bot bill

Someone who is absolutely dogshit at playing videogames, specifically FPS games
Derived from the name of CSGO bots.
Gary: bruh, brad sucks at this game
Chad: literally Bot Bill
by weenlicker December 11, 2021
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Bill Boyd

A man who cannot help but windmill his 'organ' in the face of others, usually in public areas. Normally are top of the sex offenders register. Bill Boyds do often consume raw testicles for breakfast and lunch. Bill Boyds enjoy touching in and around your hole.
I saw Bill Boyd in the street once. He had a rather large dick hole.

Steven is such a Bill Boyd. He windmilled his cock in the eyes of the law, and he didn't give a damn.
by CaptainSoap April 1, 2015
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Bill Monkey

After a child is snatched from the nursery by William Hogchild Monkey, his replacement is always a monkey human hybrid, or a “Bill Monkey.” Telltale signs include but are not limited to the following; a tail (often removed), a hairy back and chest, grunting when food is served, bowel habits that can suffocate mere mortals, and a proclivity for buggery and the TV show Family Guy. Needless to say, bananas are often his favorite food and a desire to pick pimples and nits from his being.
Hey Greg, there is no inheritance for you because you are a Bill Monkey. Go eat a banana and stick a Dick up your red ass you nitpicking bastard!
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