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The Better Bagel

The bagel that broke the internet. Featuring the same net carb content as 2 slices of banana, 26g protein. No added sugar. Basically everybody's dream come true. It's the holy grain. The future. The most epic discovery of the 21st century. It's been reported that people are willing to do anything to get their hands on more Better Bagels. Some have tried trading their kids. The magic cannot be explained.
I really wish I was eating The Better Bagel instead of these carb-filled, high-calorie ones.
by BetterBagel November 23, 2021
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Singular German: Bett

Plural German: Better

No doubt
So viele Better sind hier!
by Ramon728382528473 November 23, 2021
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ROBLOX: boat ride into a better life [WIP]

"ROBLOX: boat ride into a better life WIP" is aa roblox game based off of someone canoeing to go to an area which will give them "a better life", the description of this game says

"by oar, tooth, nail, and heart, paddle your way to a better life for you and the ones you love. cast away the ballasts of life's misgivings and you will find that only by death shall fate sink your unrelenting spirit.

WIP! bugfixes, polish, & more checkpoints are in the works ^-^

HOW TO PLAY:
💻pc: click & drag on the water with your oar to move
📱 mobile: touch water with oar equipped to paddle"

This "word" Is made for a speedrun website, there may or may not be better ways to define this but this is all I'm currently able to think of. have a great day and maybe even play the game sometime! :D
Hey Steph, Wanna play Roblox together? I have a game idea that I saw recently called "boat ride into a better life WIP".

"boat ride into a better life WIP" aka "ROBLOX: boat ride into a better life WIP"
by Dasious May 25, 2023
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Better Homes and Gardens

Better Homes and Gardens is the fourth best selling magazine in the United States. The editor in chief is Stephen Orr. Better Homes and Gardens focuses on interests regarding homes, cooking, gardening, crafts, healthy living, decorating, and entertaining. The magazine is published 12 times per year by Dotdash Meredith (formerly Meredith Corporation)
Better Homes and Gardens is mentioned in the song "I Save Cigarette Butts" by Daniel Johnston.
by rdesgatrsygh May 26, 2023
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Whatcha tryin' to do to my heart
Whatcha tryin' to do to my heart
You go around, tellin' lies, and now you wanna compromise
Whatcha tryin' to do to my heart
You better run, you better hide, you better leave from my side, yeah
Whatcha tryin' to do to my soul
Whatcha tryin' to do to my soul
Well everything I had is yours, and now I'm closin' all the doors
Whatcha tryin' to do to my soul
You better run, you better hide, you better leave from my side, yeah
I love you, oh I love you so, can't you see, don't you know
I can't stand your alibis, you tell me lies, drive me wild, yeah
I say what are you tryin' to do to my head
Say whatcha tryin' to do to my head
Well now I'm gonna draw the line

'Cause you ain't gonna take my mind
What are you tryin' to do to my head
You better run, you better hide, you better leave from my side
You better run, you better hide, you better leave from my side
I could yell, yeah
I said go away and leave me alone
I can't stand you no more
by Death Menace June 1, 2023
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It's a typical Hindu Buddhism phrase that basically says I'm high on life yeah cool Buddhist fashion.
master: Did you not turn on the light it clicked and the switch used the electrons?.

Student: If you listen to yourself you will hear incense can still smoke better.
by Wow,you know, March 12, 2023
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Better

Thinking, reason, psychology, comdey, writing, anything that would constitute a talent, any skill you could develop I can develop to a greater height, peak physical condition, probably raising your kids, probably most of the things all of that is irrelevant as so long as your abject inferiority doesn't affect your outcome you do not care.
Hym "Better question: What percentage of your fanbase are in a relationship and has that number increased, decreased, or stayed the same since you started? If the number has increased, by how much? And can the increase be attributed to what you actually promote or are other variables contributing to the increase?"
by Hym Iam March 15, 2023
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